NFL Pick ‘Em Week #8

Carl  from Miami + Miller Genuine

Carl: Here’s a wrap-up from the last two weeks:

Week #6:

1) Madden Simulator: 4-0

1) Sports Guy: 4-0

3) Carl from Miami 2-2

3) Miller Genuine 2-2

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #7

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Colts (favored by 14) at Rams

Carl: Big spreads are scary to most people, but that doesn’t include the big man!  I don’t think the Rams could make a college bowl game.  Take the Colts and watch the Rams score about ten points on themselves.

Miller: Colts

Hey Raiders, time to come home!

rc100 from LA

It looks like the rctross’ pro football drought in LA may finally have a chance at ending.  Not a moment too soon, because watching UCLA lose is almost as rough as watching USC win.  RC thinks the timing is perfect for the Raiders to relocate.  They really have nothing to lose.  It would even give Tom Cable a chance to polish up the turd that is his image.  Rumor has it that he’s planning on getting back in Roger Goodell’s good graces… probably by giving self defense lessons to grade school kids in Compton.

“You see son, if you dig the thumb into the side of the neck, you choke him out a lot faster.  I’m not sure where I learned that.  It was either Randy Savage or Buddy Ryan.”

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #6

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Texans vs. Bengals (favored by 5)

Carl: Lemme get this straight–the 4-1 Bengals are at home, and they are favored by less than a touchdown?  Bet on the Bengals for some easy money.

Miller: The Texans look like a squad that’s good at beating up on bad teams.  Miraculously enough, the Bengals are not a bad team this year – take the team formerly known as ‘the Bungles.’

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #5: Wrap-up

Carl from Miami

Carl: The Big Man is back & he’s on a roll that ain’t stopping!

1) Carl:3-1

1) Sports Dude: 3-1

3) Miller Genuine: 2-2

3) Madden Simulator:  2-2

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #5

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Vikings (favored by 10) at Rams

Carl: Vikings

Miller: Vikings

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #4: Wrap-up

Carl from Miami

Well.  Well, well, well.  Look who’s back on top!  Not that idiot Natural Lite, with his smartass comments!  The Big Man is back, and he predicts a long stretch of dominance at the top.

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #4

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Raiders at Texans (favored by 9)

Pirate King Carl: That’s a pretty big spread for a 1-2 team.  Raiders!

Miller Genuine: It’s useless trying to predict what the Raiders are going to do.  This is the same team that gave away All-Pro Receiver Randy Moss for a 4th round pick…but there’s something I like about the Raiders this week (probably that they beat an equally Jekyll/Hyde Texans squad last year 27-16).  Take the black & silver.

NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #3 – Recap

Miller Genuine

Just call me Mr. Perfect, because I went 4-0 last week, baby!  Little c is slowly recovering from a disastrous start with a 3-1 mark along with that clown, Simmons.  And the Madden Simulator had a couple of glitches to drop it to the bottom spot for the week at 2-2.

Overall:

Madden Simulator: 8-4

Miller Genuine: 8-4

Bill Simmons: 8-4

Little c: 4-8

Wow, lots of 4s and 8s in there – it’s a tight race at the top, but no one has jumped out to a commanding lead just yet.

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #3

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Titans at Jets (favored by 3)

Carl: Jeff Fisher and his Cliff Clavin moustache have been coaching the Titans since they were the Oilers.  Old news!  Rex Ryan and his ample, Parcells-like gut are the future!  J-E-T-S!

MG: I’m no sportsologist, but I think this equation looks pretty sound:  Jets crushed Texans 24-7 in Week One + Texans beat Titans 34-31 in Week Two = Jets beat the Titans in Week Three

Bill Simmons: Titans

Madden Simulator: Titans (and to win)