NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #14

December 13, 2009

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Jets (favored by 3) at Bucs

Carl: Mark Sanchez sucks.  There, I said it.  Everyone was thinking it, and I just gave that thought a home.  Still, this is the Bucs–take the Jets.

Miller: I know bettors are worried Mark Sanchez being replaced by Kellen Clemens, but that might be a blessing in disguise.  The only way the Jets lose this game is by gift-wrapping the Bucs some turnovers (i.e. – Sanchez turns in one of his interceptionfests).  Expect the Jets’ #1 rush offense to take over and pound the bejeezus out of the Creamsicles.

Bill Simmons:  Bucs

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NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #13

December 6, 2009

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Titans at Colts (favored by 7)

Carl: After breaking the Texans’ will last week, the Colts will do the same to the Titans this week.  Vince Young will have his worst game of the season.  Colts to cover.

Miller: Vince Young must secretly be wearing a Texas Longhorns jersey under his Tennessee Titans jersey – the man is on fire.  The Titans have been feasting mostly on losers during their five-game winning, but winning breeds confidence and I think the Titans carry that confidence into an upset.  Take the Titans.

Bill Simmons: Titans

Madden Simulator: Colts

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NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #12 Wrap-up

November 30, 2009

Carl from Miami

Once, again, Carl reigns supreme!  My picks are back on track.  Here is how last week went down:

1) Big Carl: 2-1-1

2) Miller Genuine: 1-2-1

3) Butt Simmons: 0-3-1

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NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #12

November 28, 2009

Miller Genuine + Big Carl


Browns at Bengals (favored by 13)

Miller: After losing to the Raiders, I’m betting the Bengals are thinking along the same line as Beale from ‘Network.’ Take the Bengals

Carl: Every Sunday, I stare at the clouds and shout, “Why God, Why!?!?  How can Eric Mangini still a have a job?”  Until that loser is back where he belongs, making copies, can we truly say there’s a God out there?  Not a just God. Bengals.

Bill Simmons: Bengals

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NFL Pick ‘Em Week #11: Wrap-Up

November 28, 2009

Miller Genuine

Who’s the head of the leaderboard now?  I think Vegas should be, because we are getting whipped.  I guess there aren’t many of us who can gamble on sports for a living (or have a crappy movie made about it).

Week #11:

1) Miller Genuine: 2-2

2) Big Carl: 2-2

3) Madden Simulator: 1-3

4) Bill Simmons: 1-3

Total:

1) Madden Simulator: 25-17-2

2) Bill Simmons: 26-18

3) Miller Genuine: 22-22

4) Big Carl: 17-27


NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #11

November 22, 2009

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Dolphins at Panthers (favored by 3)

Miller:  Last week, the Dolphins lost Ronnie Brown for the season – which means they lost the best quarterback on the team.  Take the Panthers.

Carl: Miami!  Miller & I made these picks last Thursday, and it’s fitting that my guys are going to put me on the road back to prosperity.

Madden Simulator: Panthers

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NFL Pick ‘Em: Weeks 8-10 Wrap-Up

November 18, 2009

Carl from Miami

Hey there,  sports fans.  Carl is not feeling so big anymore, after a week on a bologna & cereal budget.  Why is Carl off stone crabs & those delicious Cuban sandwiches?  Here you go:

Week #8:

1) Madden Simulator: 4-0

2) Sports Dude: 2-2

3) Miller Genuine: 1-3

4) Carl: 0-4 Read the rest of this entry »


Browns Magic!

November 17, 2009

rc100 from LA

 

Poster held up by a Browns fan last night in the Browns-Ravens game last night: “Cleveland Browns: rebuilding since 1964″

In case you were wondering which fan this was, he was the one in section 37.


NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #10

November 16, 2009

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Jaguars at Jets (favored by 7)

Carl: Do the Jacksonville players even live in Jacksonville any more?  Hah!  What a dump!  Jets to cover.

Miller: Rex Ryan is going to have his boys ready to stop the Jags’ “Mojo” coming out of the bye week. Read the rest of this entry »


NFL Pick ‘Em Week #9

November 8, 2009

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Packers (favored by 9 1/2) at Bucs

Carl: This week, smart gamblers will be feasting on the shit sandwiches that the NFL has to offer.  Packers.

Miller: Packers

Sports Guy: Packers

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