Miller High Life
OK, you know how I feel about Tom Brady not being voted People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” this year. Do not despair, TBW readers — there is hope on the horizon! According to the Detroit Free Press (it’s the last item on the ‘Quick Hits’ segment), Tom Brady is in the running for Esquire’s 2008 “Sexiest Woman Alive” contest! Yes, you read that properly. He will be competing against the repulsive Jessica Alba, the frightful Salma Hayek, the reptilian Adriana Lima, and the homely Beyonce Knowles. And Tom is going to run them all over like a very sexy bulldozer. You can’t stop Tom’s sexy — you can only hope to contain it.
