Come after me! I’m a man! I’m 40!

Falcoholic

The above title was exclaimed with electric energy by OSU coach Mike Gundy. It was hilarious, and he definitely got his point across in the press conference lambasting a woman writer who criticized one of his players. The New York football Giants need to take that idea. They need to go after the geezers on the Pats. Go after Seau and Harrison!

There is magic in the air.

Miller Genuine

It just hit me — we are only one week/seven days/168 hours/10,080 minutes away from this year’s Super Bowl, the ecstatic apex of five months of cheers, beers, and tears over America’s game. And really, what more could we ask for from this year’s matchup?

It’s clobbering time!

Falcoholic

Well Giants, take to heart the mantra of The Thing dammit, it truly is clobbering time! I want the Patriots to cry like children do when you tell them they’ll never see their parents again (not that I’ve ever done that, but I hear its fun). Tie those Pats up like a dominatrix and whip them and grind your high heels into their gut!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Carl celebrates

Will from New York

I swear to God, I was the very first viewer to watch this.   I must have gone by the site four or five times today.  I have to go and reflect on my lack of an actual life, now.

Eli-Wan, you’re our only hope

Falcoholic

Now that the NFL season is officially over, that is, at least for my TBW comrades and me (no Cowboys plus no Falcons equals no NFL), I can merely sit and ponder the off season trades, acquisitions, etc. However, according to the NFL website and many other newspapers, I have reason to believe that there is one final, but unofficial, NFL game yet to be played.

Links for the Hopeless

Will from New York

Okay, so there are fans of about twenty-eight football teams whose fans are not cheering much this weekend. Here are some ways for those of us who are not Gnats, Packers, Patriots or Chargers fans to pass the time. No–repeat, NO–football contained in these links. (The title for this comes from Joe Bob Briggs’ column, Advice to the Hopeless.)

He’s back, and he’s pissed!

Will from New York

This may not be up to the high, high standard set by the “Michael Vick-Tim” video, but it’s still worth watching. Carl rules!

There is no joy in Mudville…

Falcoholic

…Mighty Casey has struck out. My colleagues here at thebyeweek, Carl and Miller, are in no mood today. They are, to say it lightly, Cowboys fans in the very way that I’m a mega fan of the Falcons. I believe the word of the day for Cowboys players and fans alike is melancholy. This was exemplified last night in T.O.’s press conference, who (more than visibly upset I may add) donned dark

Top search term — Jason Witten shirtless

Miller Genuine

The administrators and I here at TBW get some neat stats about visitation to the blog including what the top Google search terms are for finding our site. Carl & I check the stats pretty regularly, and a few weeks ago we noticed the terms ‘Jason Witten shirtless,’ and, to a lesser extent, “Jason Witten gay’ kept popping up as top hits for our site. Luckily, for somebody, Mr. Witten took a little trip down to Mexico with Tony Romo for a little rest, relaxation, and SHIRTLESSNESS! Now, Mr. or Mrs. Jason Witten-lover out there, we don’t know who you are but ENJOY!!

Update:  Guess who paid for the Romo/Simpson trip to Mexico?  None other than T.O., of course!  You just can’t keep this guy’s name out of the paper…

Saturday is almost here!

Will from New York

I am getting fired with enthusiasm over the playoffs. Someone’s fans are bound to be contemplating suicide after this weekend. Anyway, here are some ways to waste a few minutes, so the wait doesn’t drive you completely nuts.