A letter from Vick

March 18, 2008

Falcoholic & Michael Vick

After sending 27 letters to Inmate 4693 at the Leavenworth Correctional Facility in Kansas, I finally got a reply letter from Michael Vick. I will publish it below for all curious parties and all of the Vick-a-Maniacs like me. Just a side note, his letter was written in charcoal on toilet paper. Read the rest of this entry »


Today, King Lear & I share the same opinion about nothingness

March 7, 2008

Falcoholic

In perhaps the most famous tantrum by a self indulgent king in Shakespeare’s literary library, after receiving a less than satisfying answer from his resistant daughter Cordelia, King Lear exclaims “nothing will come of nothing.” Read the rest of this entry »


Favre joins the AARP

March 4, 2008

Falcoholic

The current status of my two, all time favorite quarterbacks, both Atlanta Falcons’ alumni I may add, is as follows: retired and incarcerated, respectively. The retired QB is of course Brett Lorenzo Favre. He will be missed not only by the Pac, but by people like me that found Brett to be an inspiration in these times when inspiration is far and few between. Read the rest of this entry »


Jesus, if you’re listening…

March 3, 2008

Falcoholic

I don’t ask for much, Jesus, maybe a couple things here and there such as a hot McChicken and crispy chips at a Mexican restaurant. I need you more than ever right now. The Falcons have the 3rd pick in the 2008 NFL draft. You helped us get that with a coin toss. Read the rest of this entry »