2008 Dog & Pony Show

Miller Genuine

Ladies and Gentlemen, we need not even play the 2008-2009 NFL season, because the Kansas City Chiefs have already won the Super Bowl. That’s right, you heard me correctly. They have just completed such a fantastic draft that it is obvious they are to win this year’s Championship and several more in years to come. Oh wait, none of these players have played an NFL play yet? Perhaps we should re-think declaring them the 2009 Super Bowl winners…but let’s keep the engraver ready to put their name on the trophy.

I know it was you, Dimitroff. You broke my heart.

Falcoholic

The news came to me around 2:15 p.m. C.T. this very afternoon via satellite from the ESPN cameras. Then, at that very instant, a strange and angry look took shape on my usually emotionless but handsome face. My skin began to turn green like Dr. David Bruce Banner’s (the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno variety, of course).

I can’t even think of a good title, thus, untitled Falcoholic post

Falcoholic

Undoubtedly, I am an angry young man. There are many things that aggravate me to the point of nausea: when Taco Bell does not give the proper ratio of hot sauce to tacos (two per taco is the proven scientific measurement), waiting in line at the video store and seeing that the couple in front of me are renting Patch Adams,

Ice is back with a brand new addition

Falcoholic

To all of my fans, especially both of them (DK & Okeed), I’m sorry for my absence. Both of y’all are loyal, yet I have not been supplying you all with the information that you so deserve. I apologize for that. But like Vanilla Ice, I’m back in full effect, or as Evan in Superbad says, “full throttle, Charlie’s Angels’ style.” I should note that I have a book signing and discussion coming up for my work called I Drink Whiskey and Gasoline in the Morning to Combat the Pangs of being a Falcons’ Fan.