NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #10

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Dolphins at Panthers (favored by 3)

Miller:  Last week, the Dolphins lost Ronnie Brown for the season – which means they lost the best quarterback on the team.  Take the Panthers.

Carl: Miami!  Miller & I made these picks last Thursday, and it’s fitting that my guys are going to put me on the road back to prosperity.

Madden Simulator: Panthers

Bill Simmons: Panthers

NFL Pick ‘Em: Weeks 8-10 Wrap-Up

Carl from Miami

Hey there,  sports fans.  Carl is not feeling so big anymore, after a week on a bologna & cereal budget.  Why is Carl off stone crabs & those delicious Cuban sandwiches?  Here you go:

Week #8:

1) Madden Simulator: 4-0

2) Sports Dude: 2-2

3) Miller Genuine: 1-3

4) Carl: 0-4

Browns Magic!

rc100 from LA

 

Poster held up by a Browns fan last night in the Browns-Ravens game last night: “Cleveland Browns: rebuilding since 1964″

In case you were wondering which fan this was, he was the one in section 37.

NFL Pick ‘Em: Week #10

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Jaguars at Jets (favored by 7)

Carl: Do the Jacksonville players even live in Jacksonville any more?  Hah!  What a dump!  Jets to cover.

Miller: Rex Ryan is going to have his boys ready to stop the Jags’ “Mojo” coming out of the bye week.

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #9

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Packers (favored by 9 1/2) at Bucs

Carl: This week, smart gamblers will be feasting on the shit sandwiches that the NFL has to offer.  Packers.

Miller: Packers

Sports Guy: Packers

Madden Simulator: Packers

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #8

Carl  from Miami + Miller Genuine

Carl: Here’s a wrap-up from the last two weeks:

Week #6:

1) Madden Simulator: 4-0

1) Sports Guy: 4-0

3) Carl from Miami 2-2

3) Miller Genuine 2-2

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #7

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Colts (favored by 14) at Rams

Carl: Big spreads are scary to most people, but that doesn’t include the big man!  I don’t think the Rams could make a college bowl game.  Take the Colts and watch the Rams score about ten points on themselves.

Miller: Colts

Hey Raiders, time to come home!

rc100 from LA

It looks like the rctross’ pro football drought in LA may finally have a chance at ending.  Not a moment too soon, because watching UCLA lose is almost as rough as watching USC win.  RC thinks the timing is perfect for the Raiders to relocate.  They really have nothing to lose.  It would even give Tom Cable a chance to polish up the turd that is his image.  Rumor has it that he’s planning on getting back in Roger Goodell’s good graces… probably by giving self defense lessons to grade school kids in Compton.

“You see son, if you dig the thumb into the side of the neck, you choke him out a lot faster.  I’m not sure where I learned that.  It was either Randy Savage or Buddy Ryan.”

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #6

Carl from Miami + Miller Genuine

Texans vs. Bengals (favored by 5)

Carl: Lemme get this straight–the 4-1 Bengals are at home, and they are favored by less than a touchdown?  Bet on the Bengals for some easy money.

Miller: The Texans look like a squad that’s good at beating up on bad teams.  Miraculously enough, the Bengals are not a bad team this year – take the team formerly known as ‘the Bungles.’

NFL Pick ‘Em Week #5: Wrap-up

Carl from Miami

Carl: The Big Man is back & he’s on a roll that ain’t stopping!

1) Carl:3-1

1) Sports Dude: 3-1

3) Miller Genuine: 2-2

3) Madden Simulator:  2-2