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Falcoholic, Miller Genuine, Will from New York

Originally, this post merely said “We’re just a few guys looking for some fresh football discussion.” While that is true, we now have realized that we need more explanation, an in depth look into our psyches, our mission, our hopes & dreams, and everything else our readership (side note: thank you for reading!) would like to know.

All of us are from a small Southern college football town. As one may have gathered by inspecting our banner, that college town is Auburn, host to the Auburn Tigers. Will & Miller are brothers, and Falcoholic is not only BFF to both of them, but has also known them for his 28 living years. Furthermore, we all grew up literally across the street from each other in what we affectionately call “The 1000 block.” Our allegiance and passion to football is only matched by our allegiance to each other. Oh, that came out a bit wrong. Regardless, we are a happy family that loves us some football.

Now, for individual bios, if you will:

Miller Genuine/Miller High Life: Intense devotion to the Auburn Tigers and the Dallas Cowboys. Also known as “Stretch” around the hood, as well as “Johnny Lawrence” for his star turn in portraying that very character from The Karate Kid on Halloween ’07.

Will from New York: shifty

Falcoholic (no known aliases): He has undying loyalty and fidelity to the Atlanta Falcons, never having cheated on them at any point in his life, vastly unlike his treatment of all of his girlfriends. His zeal towards the Falcons is seemingly useless at times, but he refuses to accept defeat, much like the Japs after Hiroshima. Recently, he has turned against the Auburn Tigers having been rejected, or as human resources calls it, “not hired,” from six jobs at the school.